Rogue Panties

We know you were out there.  We were on the hunt.  One pair of RPs was spotted, but only briefly as the crowds pushed us by.  You RPs are a sneaky bunch - hiding out in plain view, in the crowds.  Nevertheless, you were captured on film and we will expose your rogue-ful behaviour…

Waiting on evidence…

(ah hem….Mr. Per Johnson)

In honor of all those who fight for what they believe in…

An iconic pair of rogue panties for an iconic new President on a historic day…

Inauguration Day Rogue Panties

Rogue Panties For Peace!

These panties have gone rogue in honor of peace and justice.  Although unconfirmed, there have been rumors that many pairs of rogue panties are planning to descend on our Nation’s Capital tomorrow for the 2009 Presidential Inauguration…

RP Reporters will be on the scene…

Rogue Panties for Peace

Like everyone, panties have a tough job and sometimes they feel overworked and under-appreciated.  Sometimes panties just need to grab a drink and go rogue…

Drinking Panties

To highlight what a problem rogue panties can be, we are publishing stories of panties gone rogue.  The following story can be found here.  If you have your own story, please contact us for publishing.

the Rogue Panties

Well friends, I’m stuck at work again, and I need a little pick-me-up. So, I figured I would relate to you a humorous story that certainly always makes me chuckle. What is up with me sounding like an old woman today? Anyway, this story takes place back in my junior year (ew, that is gross how long ago it was). One evening I went out to get my laundry from the dryer. When I pulled out my clothes, however, I was surprised to find a strange pair of underwear mixed in with mine. What’s more, they had little green froggies all over them, and they were tiny. I wasn’t sure whether I should be grossed out or just embarrassed or what. Of course, all of my roommates denied that these were their underpants, so, here I was, left with a homeless pair of underwear. I deemed them the Rogue Panties. They made an appearance the next day on my roommate’s milk jug. They disappeared nearly immediately, and a few days later I found them on my pillow. Over the next while the Rogue Panties circulated our apartment, on top of desks, inside underwear drawers, and once proudly worn by Foster the teddy bear. These appearances sort of stopped abruptly, and I figured everyone must have finally grown tired of the joke. That night I was in the kitchen with one of my roommates when she leaned over and whispered, “Want to know a secret?…I’m wearing the Rogue Panties! I ran out of clean underwear!”

And that was the end of the Rogue Panties.

but not for long.  Rogue Panties are eventually caught.  These Rogue Panties could not escape a gate mechanism designed to keep panties from going rogue.

Panties on a Fence

These panties have escaped to a very nice bed. We surmise that these rogue panties will be taken care of  - very nicely that is.

High Class Panties

We also wonder if these panties are searching for a hedge fund manager or are thinking about starting a hedge fund…

These panties have gone rogue.  Evidently they are jewish rogue panties and have decided to support the cause.  We always commend rogue panties with a cause!

Jewish Rogue Panties

Rogue panties can gravitate anywhere.  This pair of rouge panties decided to go rouge and find a place next to a nice flower.

Panties by Flower

For whatever reason these panties went rogue. A quintessential example of rogue panties…

Panties on Faucet