Waiting on evidence…

(ah hem….Mr. Per Johnson)

An iconic pair of rogue panties for an iconic new President on a historic day…

Inauguration Day Rogue Panties

These panties have gone rogue in honor of peace and justice.  Although unconfirmed, there have been rumors that many pairs of rogue panties are planning to descend on our Nation’s Capital tomorrow for the 2009 Presidential Inauguration…

RP Reporters will be on the scene…

Rogue Panties for Peace

the Rogue Panties

Well friends, I’m stuck at work again, and I need a little pick-me-up. So, I figured I would relate to you a humorous story that certainly always makes me chuckle. What is up with me sounding like an old woman today? Anyway, this story takes place back in my junior year (ew, that is gross how long ago it was). One evening I went out to get my laundry from the dryer. When I pulled out my clothes, however, I was surprised to find a strange pair of underwear mixed in with mine. What’s more, they had little green froggies all over them, and they were tiny. I wasn’t sure whether I should be grossed out or just embarrassed or what. Of course, all of my roommates denied that these were their underpants, so, here I was, left with a homeless pair of underwear. I deemed them the Rogue Panties. They made an appearance the next day on my roommate’s milk jug. They disappeared nearly immediately, and a few days later I found them on my pillow. Over the next while the Rogue Panties circulated our apartment, on top of desks, inside underwear drawers, and once proudly worn by Foster the teddy bear. These appearances sort of stopped abruptly, and I figured everyone must have finally grown tired of the joke. That night I was in the kitchen with one of my roommates when she leaned over and whispered, “Want to know a secret?…I’m wearing the Rogue Panties! I ran out of clean underwear!”

And that was the end of the Rogue Panties.

High Class Panties

We also wonder if these panties are searching for a hedge fund manager or are thinking about starting a hedge fund…